mom used to say ‘love you bunches’ ALL the time, it was her sign off. My fam and I think she made it up when she was young, I havent heard anyone else say it. Tomorrow is a year since she passed and I was looking for some wine cause I dont wanna be sober tomorrow and found this.

يجدعان محمد رمضان كل ما يفتح بؤقه يقول اكتر حاجة بتضحك فى التاريخ والنكت مش اسكريبد والمشكلة انه مش بيبقا مدرك العته الى بيقوله راح لراجل شقيان بيشرب الصبح كوباية شاى ويسقسق فيها عمود خرسانة ويقف على عربية فى الشارع، راح قاله ازيك يا حج عمرك شربت كافيه لاتيه بمنتهى ال no chill

wala youm mn ayamak ya baba maged

"This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate"

مش هتحكمونا بالبيدوفيليا يا صهاينة

غرفة مونتاج الحلقة الاخيرة

The only math I know

I am obsessed with people like this and I hate chatgpt for what it’s done

ياسلام خاصه لما يخلونك لحالك بالبيت

it's called first light by hozier if your brainrot is crazy enough

If we were two sunflowers I would have faced you instead of the sun

once you get back into reading...that's when things don't seem so unbearable anymore

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

me once a month vs me every day

wtf is an "urgent email." stop making stuff up