Wyoming has a lower population than the other 49 states COMBINED

Cómo te caería un pollo asado… ilegal…

Hotel Trans

Sometimes, we see bubbles. Sometimes, there is something to do about it. Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play.

*continuing naming increasingly niche groups*: and They/them baristas, Albanian pizzeria owners, Finnish kosher butchers, Muslim bartenders, Goblins, Ghouls, Zombies with no conscience

Monthly vet appointment done! She’s so brave

The Cubans figured out necromancy and they're reviving Castro right now

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

Hello I'm Uni :3, my daughter is your biggest fan🤵🏻‍♀️

[listens to Los Thuthanaka once]

trump: I’m making the hunger games real obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year

Hey, you. This is important. Crocodiles do elevator butt like cats.

Fart IQ

Realmente es un mágico y misterioso recorrido como dijeron los malditos bichos.