If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

sweet @jeep course

Starving while watching Hungary vs. Turkey. #olympics

I will behead the next person that removes a shelf tag and brings it to me.

Bing!

"Los Angeles Times: A German barones' 1936 Mercedes-Benz 540K, "The Von Krieger Special Roadster", to go on auction lat.ms/PntXoy " Jalopnik

The four most important words in any relationship: I’ll do the dishes.

Craziest engine I've ever seen. 1924 Delage 2LCV GP car. 2litre V12 with exhaust exiting in the middle of the V. Mad!

Surgeon cuts through traffic jam on kid's bike to get to O.R. huff.to/QCEs44

Elderly woman at bus stop just said my son was “beautiful.” UM STEP OFF PERVERT UR LIKE 40x HIS AGE cc: LAPD

A cookout just isn't a cookout without @Holyfield's #realdealBBQsauce. Get some! It's ear-licking good! instagr.am/p/PIb5mdt6wa/

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.

I'm not anti-social, I just need a few beers to be able to focus on your conversation.

Let these sleep-friendly foods act as your natural insomnia aid tonight: trib.al/y1Co03 /via Everyday Health -- Mellissa Lee

Down. Goes. Pacquiao.

This Redskins defense is like my ex. It's smothering. And full of black guys.