Spare a thought today for the government employee who has to handle every false invocation of “health & safety” and who is clearly all out of fucks to give

I thiiiink I actually managed to buy a ps5 from game 🙏🏻 had it in my basket at JL but dropped at the Apple Pay stage.... just lucky to click on the game site at the exact time I think! #ps5ukstock

Uninvited diner for Alex Bond at home 🙈 Food was yummy - saving pudding for tomorrow!

Learning that babies have a sixth sense for when parents are under the weather today 😴 😴 Received my vaccine today and yet currently lying on the baby’s nursery floor willing her back to sleep since 0030 (great for the sore muscles) 👶 😴 Good job she’s cute...

First Inspire Nottinghamshire Libraries card and visit today 😍 📚 🐛 ....Straight in the mouth....this is why she’s not trusted to hire any books 😂

Tickled me this James 😂

Hey National Highways: East Midlands , are you able to confirm when the overnight closure is of the a52/clifton bridge in Nottingham this week? One way says Monday 2nd and the other way says 2-4th (I think, but there was only one sign and it’s a 60 road!).

It's #RestartAHeartDay today. In a cardiac arrest, every second counts and without lifesaving intervention – which can be done by passers-by while medics are on their way – the chances of survival decrease by about 10% with every passing minute. Please watch and share this video

Wordle 213 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It’s the hope that kills you 😂😂😩😩

My first 2 ♥️ Wordle 228 2/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bish bash bosh! Excellent game, fun finale with shuffles galore!

Wordle 251 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Woahhhhhhhhhhhhh

And thereth end my 61 steak 😢😢Wordle 265 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

Definitely didn’t drive off with my daughters wellies on the roof, but if anyone sees a pair of size 6 infant wellies in Kendal holla 😶😂😭

Had a lovely meal last night Alex Bond ❤️ just one question, the host suggested a brand of alcohol free wine (sparkling) you were getting in the coming months & I should try - I can’t remember what she said though 😂

Big dog Ben Stokes 🏏

I can tell I’m raising a monster when I (jokingly) offer breadsticks to dip in her yoghurt, and she goes “no mummy, you dip breadsticks in hummus” 🔥

A demo on the numbers with the little one “you need to do as the lady said” Etch a sketch is the perfect COUNTDOWN assistant! Rachel Riley MBE 💙 colin murray

A fun time at COUNTDOWN feat. colin murray, Rachel Riley MBE 💙 and Susie Dent. That maternity leave practice did me ok, but definitely crumbled under the pressure 😂 Would help if I could spell and should have taken a breath with the numbers 😅 #TMT 🫖

Yes Ollie!!!!! Been doing it all season long Aston Villa