Hi, it’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me.

Anyone who didn’t find out about their ADHD until after their 20s should get a free redo.

In September, I traveled back to the United States for a FULL week without pajamas, shirts, or any physical credit cards (which I forgot were still used in the U.S.). I did, however, manage to pack 3 books, a jar of salad cream, a Christmas ornament, and 2 toothbrushes.

When do the tickets go on sale for brandfest? Had to hop on this trend while I anxiously await the release of this year's #SpotifyWrapped

Hi No Context Brits, we investigated your below query however, the person in question has made it very clear that he don't care

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

Calling social media managers on #MarketingTwitter✨ I'm trialing Buffer for managing internal and client social accounts. Any tips, tricks, best practices, opinions, etc. etc. on using the tool would be lovely!

There has not been a single day⁠—good or bad⁠—when I was not grateful for the privilege to serve as your governor. Serving you has been the honor of a lifetime. Thank you, Maryland!

Peep me having the time of my life in the front row. A monthly discussion with fellow nonfiction fans and good drinks? I’m obviously there.

Time to believe. New season kicks off 3.15.23

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile: My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon nytimes.com/2023/04/18/opi…

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order. 1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

IT'S OUR TURN NEXT 🇬🇧

Apologies to my ancestors for returning to the country they left nearly 400 years prior😬

Daniel Ricciardo replaces Nyck de Vries, who replaced Pierre Gasly, who replaced Alex Albon, who replaced Brendon Hartley, who replaced Carlos Sainz, who replaced Daniil Kvyat, who replaced Daniel Ricciardo. I think that's the AlphaTauri/Toro Rosso circle of life. #F1

Everyone wants the rom-com book between Taylor & Travis. I want the romance between the agent/manager of the global pop star in the middle of world tour, who's life is suddenly smashed together with the footballer's agent/manager as they're forced to coordinate time for the stars

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