THIS WINS THE DAY!!!!

JS gør det ikke nemmere at syntes han er den rigtige træner for Brøndby hvis Lauritsen starter inde i dag, mod et hold der skal presses helt ned, og som derfor skal leve på omstillinger.

Step 1: Inviter en tribunefuld unger der skal forelske sig i Brøndby. Step 2: Start med Lauritzen og Rado. Mod nr. 11.

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I tweeted “ejaculation doesn’t have to mark the end of a sexual encounter, but diarrhea typically does” and someone called me an ableist because of IBS.

The most profound paragraph in all of C. S. Lewis, at least to me

Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

ok this ad made me laugh out loud

Trump admits that he learned that trees use water in his mid 70s.

Han må jo være en form for mentalt hæmmet.

Det er en usædvanlig dommerpræstation.

Hvordan er det så gult? Det virker. Usædvanligt, med de noget forskellige linjer.

Tucker Carlson says he was physically attacked by a demon in bed at night: “I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.” Totally normal and not weird at all.

Man, I gotta tell ya. All you super masculine alpha guys voting Trump. This campaign Trump has ran this election cycle has been the gayest campaign I've ever seen. Here you got a guy wearing pounds of makeup. Dancing like he's jacking off 2 invisible giraffes while listening

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Here’s my view: I obviously disagree with some of the creepy things Gríma says to Éowyn, but I don’t think stupid comments should ruin a man’s life. We shouldn’t reward meddlesome wizards who try to destroy people. Ever. So I say bring him back. If he’s a bad dude or a

I've studied the history of US tariff policy for most of my professional career, and have written dozens of scholarly and popular works on the subject. In watching this exchange, I am absolutely certain that Leavitt is ignorant of tariff economics on a very basic level.

Har fornøjelsen af at kommentere ⁦Brøndby IF⁩ i ⁦UEFA Conference League⁩ play-off mod ⁦⁦Racing Club de Strasbourg Alsace⁩ i Strasbourg. Det er på ⁦Disney+⁩ med kick off kl 20. #dkmedier #dkbold

PATRICK PENTZ !!!! 🔥🔥 #Brøndby 💛💙