Tacky behavior can really hurt a small biz! Buy a book.

Can confirm. This could be my FIL

There’s been a burned out, state owned mess of a house in my street for four years. FOUR! Today, I have the worst migraine I’ve had in years. Today is also roofing day #1 🖕🏻

Tell this to my teen self who was paying household bills

TFW Some Guy has a hot take about women’s middle names when his is likely the equally thoughtless John or Michael.

Why thank you, I did want a second major home expense this quarter

Love & blessings to business neighbors “Ruff Riders” and “The Gift Box”

Just an observation about these “Vaccine Injury” videos going around…

All I see here is a human equivalent of an angry menstrual day: Raging puss trapped in black period panties, disturbingly slender menstrual product, and Aunt Flo Eat the rich 🗑️

This is why I can’t bring myself to use a gym.

I wanna know what these workout queens are gonna do when they diet away their BBL & all they got left are two extra pockets

For 5 nights I have occupied a space with an upstairs neighbor & a headboard next to bathroom pipes Im guessing upstairs person 7ft above the toilet to pee He starts his laundry at 8pm. Every. night. There’s something v wrong w their sinuses

This thread took my breath away ❤️

I watched Jerry Maguire ONE TIME and was immediately rushed to the hospital for sugar poisoning

Thought of the day.

There is excess gravity in my bedroom

Maybe we should stop torturing groundhogs on a pagan holiday

You know you’re a real New Englander when 38deg, low wind, & sunny in Feb feels balmy.

AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 Dear God. Guys, until we have to pass a coconut out through the tip of our penis and then care for it until it graduates with a communications degree from a midlevel state university, I think we ought to keep our opinions about childbirth to ourselves.

Nope nope nope. I’m out. Find me on another platform.