stop looking for a job and start looking for the love of your life who you are gonna die in the arms of in the next five years when then world ends

Spotify is introducing DMs. Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.

Some of those prayers are 13 years old and inspired zero further action besides more dead children

My bed has custody this weekend

me and my homegirls

Okay this ate

it just don don me

The worst person you know is telling other people they’re an empath

Spending $57 at target at 9:07 pm at night is actually like a euphoric experience

My stance is and forever will be ban guns and stop gun violence, thanks and goodnight

Is this the first DuRag under a helmet in pro hockey history?

I never understand until the very end why things go the way they do…. But it makes sense every time

I’d pay so much money to get into a pod and not wake up until 2028

Every American needs to Watch what Obama just said about the Kirk assassination.

What the 12th beer says to me when I ask it if I should crack it open:

Me tomorrow if anyone cares 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

GRWM to ask my mom how much Tylenol she took when she was pregnant with me

kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left

Tonight, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin & Kris Letang will become the first trio of NHL teammates to play 20 seasons together 👏