thanks i love it #germany

i feel like the quality level was super high this year. So. many. BANGERS. #Eurovision

can't stop listening to "cha cha cha" and nor do I want to.

i hate when adults say “tummy.” im a grown up. it’s my STOMACH that hurts because I had too many sweets without mothers permission

no-one: literally no-one: my brain: HER! NAME! IS! SHE QUEEN OF THE KINGS, RUNNIN SO FAST, BEATING THE WIND

so we're all putting 'padam padam' on repeat and just leaving it running for hours right? It feels.... correct and extremely necessary?

I've no idea personally whether #ThisMorning is a toxic environment, but having worked in media for 10 years, I can tell you this: If you want to want to know if a media environment is toxic, don't ask the presenters. Ask the staff in their 20s, under condition of anonymity.

This shop just opened up near me and, in my opinion, they have one of greatest signs of all time.

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash #glastonbury2023

I wrote this last year but it’s finally out and it’s a rare sincere personal one from me - it’s about how I used true crime media as a weird damaging self-harm adjacent comfort blanket and why I quit doing that theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

I have the same username on bluesky if anyone else has made it over.

abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩 abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war

yesss! I saw this the other night when trying to get home from the airport at 4am, honestly thought it was a bug but it makes total sense.

Head Automatica Glassjaw

This is happening!

10 years since I saw this tweet and attempted to Twitter flirt (badly) with my now-husband. Love you, Phil!

Thinking of our friend Lino 💙🇺🇦 on what would have been his birthday. We usually would exchange birthday gifs, so here's a dancing cake that I think he would have liked. Happy birthday, Lino. You are so missed. x

Trying to flog Pixies tickets for Kentish Town Forum on Sunday. 2 x balcony tickets, less than face value. Listed on Seetickets reselling site so all secure! Reference is LA: seetickets.com/rd/event/pixie…

YES. I hate these fuckin things. 🚮