january me would not believe the life i lived this year.

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

WE ARE FREE! #DWTS

1 repost = 1 vote to help Jordan Mailata win $35K for Philly Music Fest! You know what to do 😏 #WPMOYChallenge

“cats are so mean” skill issue. every cat i’ve ever met has either liked me or ignored me, and being ignored by a cat is actually a good thing because that means they aren’t perceiving you as a threat

when im anti ai but every google search unconsensually uses ai anyway

2025 year recap jan: don't remember feb: don't remember mar: don't remember april: don't remember may: don't remember june: don't remember july: NICOLANDRIA IN 5 aug: don't remember sept: don't remember oct: don't remember nov: don't remember dec: don't remember

8:30pm at your parent’s house feels like 2am anywhere else

when someone very reasonably asks me (33) if my nephew (3) is my son

That Kevin Patullo firing tonight is gonna hit like crack. Good riddance, bum.

KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED #FlyEaglesFly

And yes, democracy was on the ballot. It was not hyperbole.

We stopped another Chiefs Super Bowl just to get another Patriots Super Bowl

Happy black history month to all the black people who didn’t vote for Donald Trump

Yes.

Seen today in Santa Rosa, CA.

Watching the Curling

"Newsom is 99% Hitler!" Motherfucker I live in California and under "99% Hitler" my gay friends have basic rights, my girlfriend can access reproductive care, and we've raised the minimum wage for service workers. Spare me the disingenuous bullshit.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day” watching the Olympics

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY TO THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER!!