me smoking indica vs me smoking sativa

getting lost in an old forest and finding yourself there

Me high af after a dab and seeing I have snacks

best day of my whole life. i love u lil trash panda. bless this job 🙏🏻

my sweetheart and I finally found a home, and it’s everything we could have dreamed of 💕

mom jeans released new music and it’s a v good night.

angry fathers vs their even angrier daughters

Damn, I miss when pizza was pop punk. Pizza rocks.

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

I wish I were as cool as shrek

I am officially ✨that✨ emo kid p.s. thx dad for making my emo dreams come true ilu

It's always so funny to me that Blade is singlehandedly trying to stop the vampire apocalypse from happening in New York and you have every other superhero in New York just "nah we're... we're going to go stop Ultron. Good luck tho"

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

Describe your ex in a text :

Daily struggle

sitcom enjoyers are so funny because I could tweet “who’s the sexiest sitcom character ever?” and half of y’all will say “Nick miller” with an edit made up of clips where his life is falling apart