How do I get the Sex Toy Mascot job . And why does it look so lonesome

when you wanna fuck up a nigga day so bad your whole body gets warm

I’ve never seen a long ass text achieve the desired result

"The heartbroken mum says that Teon also realised his wheelchair was gone. Although he is also non-verbal, he was able to express his shock in a few words saying, ‘my car is stolen, my car is stolen’ A GFM has been launched to help replace it for him - gofundme.com/f/help-teon-ge…

one of the most gorgeous girls to ever appear on that wretched show

‎ ً When public transport align I feel like I could end a world war

baby globe i will love you until the sun burns out

sometimes being the goat means triple texting

i chime in with a haven’t you niggas ever heard of

i should be used to it by now but people really do start saying bumboclaat immediately after they find out you’re Jamaican. And they keep saying it too

oluchi onweagba & adriana lima for victoria’s secret (2006) ꫂ ၴႅၴ.

We don’t need any more Video essayists.

Applauding the innovation shown by this restaurant that tried to conceal their C rating from the Department of Health

who knows, maybe in March i will become an awesome person. im not going to make an active effort to do so but it could just happen

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire