Let the record show my mom was not willing to pay the $1 to read the article I was featured in lol

Posting a pic where my mom looks better than me bc I’m a good daughter

Mom with the big questions everyone’s afraid to ask

Summer doesn’t start until miss Swift announces the 1989 re records sry take it up with Tay!!!!

No thoughts in my head just Castaways by the backyardigans on repeat

Should I cut my hair to my shoulders on Tuesday or wait until September so I can put it up in the summer 🤓

When Lorde said “I hate the winter”….. so true bestie 🥺

if i recycle enough cans i can stop this

Three days in Jersey, have had pizza for three meals 😛

Has anyone checked on Kacey Musgraves ex husband lol

TikToks actually down bc my video just passed 200k views and they had to stop it before I became too powerful

Existential crisis triggered by Hank Green unfollowing me on TikTok :(

Jake Gyllenhaal ruined Taylor’s 21st birthday so badly she has to write a whole song about how much she loved being 22 lmao love that for her!!!!!!

Its just me and the This is ABBA Spotify playlist vs the world

***desperately trying to get mom on FaceTime so I can tell her about my really good coupon***

In my five year old era bc I can’t stop telling people how much I miss my mom

Everyone watching the casa amore re coupling before we can go to dinner lmao 💀

if you are driving around LA with a red rudolph nose on the front of your car I think today is a really good day to go change that

god i wish this was me so fucking bad

Fries don’t even come with burgers anymore and we supposed to be ok with this ?