(📢|🧵) VP DEBATE LIVE THREAD: This thread will run from 7PM ET until midnight ET, chronicling the first and only VP debate—and possibly the last debate of any kind—of the 2024 election cycle. Its author is a NYT-bestselling journalist/Trump biographer. Please RETWEET this post.

BOOM. Mark Cuban tells Latino men in Arizona, “I’m here to tell you how you can make more money under Kamala Harris than you would under Donald Trump.” No message gets better than this one & there is no better messenger of this perfect message than Mark Cuban. So good.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Begins Forgetting Lines He Uses at Every Single Rally, a Clear Sign of Quickening Mental Decline

If you vote without knowing who Curtis Yarvin is and how his cult owns and controls the MAGA ticket, you’re committing voter malpractice That goes *triple* for MAGA voters These people *hate* MAGAs, and they’re about to convince millions to vote for them newrepublic.com/article/183971…

Elon Musk hates Trump and MAGA. But Trump needs money and needs Elon, so he promised Elon he could shutter any federal department he wished. And Elon *does* wish—to avoid jail and billions in fines. From the NYT comes the story of what Elon, a con artist, *really* cares about:

Please God, someone make it make sense! Why it’s almost like Elon Musk knows NOTHING about the candidate he’s supporting and cares NOTHING about Trump’s policies—which will RAISE your taxes—because he’s only supporting Trump for his own reasons and doesn’t give a sh*t about you.

Elon Musk pushes for an American technopoly ow.ly/oyw1105MvVL

OK but seriously tho

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(📢) PLEASE RETWEET: THE TOP 100 REASONS TO OPPOSE TRUMP 1. He’s a rapist. 2. He’s a convicted felon. 3. He’s a sexual predator. 4. He’s a corrupt con man who owes $500 million in fines. 5. He stole classified docs to sell. 6. His inaction caused 200,000+ needless COVID deaths.

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: CBS News Analysis Reveals That the Clear Majority of Tweets By Elon Musk About the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election Are Either Misinformation or Disinformation Yes, the *clear majority*. cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk…

If an American can win the Griffin Prize I should be allowed to vote in the US election

If you’re in line at the liquor store STAY IN LINE!

ready for a frontal bottle me

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Decided to become an organ donor this morning. Does anyone know if they kill you at the place or ?

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

Not a fan of Trudeau but I’d also trust a Canadian tire hotdog stand employee to run this country better than Pierre Pepé Le Pew Poilievre would

I know this doesn't make anything better but I have to believe that he won because of widespread ignorant and racist (redundant!) attitudes towards a woman of color rather than as an endorsement of the personality and policies he represents

Trudeau is literally answering every question this morning by telling Poilievre to get his security clearance. And I think it’s the best.