SPAIN VS ENGLAND WINNER GETS TO KEEP JAY SLATER

You won, Spain. Enjoy the Euros, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Spain.

"I hear we're an Islamist Country now, Father."

Newcastle, can we please make sure these absolute fucking morons don’t destroy our beautiful city? Newcastle has always been a place for everyone, no matter who or what you are, as long as you’re canny.

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England.

look, I know British democracy is also flawed but I do think it's clearly superior to do elections how God intended (through the night at the local leisure centre, stood next to a deeply unfunny joke candidate, done and dusted by early morning)

Thoughts: ● UK didn't vote for Musk and most of us think he's a bit of a dick. ● The last time the convicted liar Tommy Robinson stood for parliament he won 2.2% of the vote – and lost his £5,000 deposit . ●People who back either man are a tiny minority in this country.

#IdesOfMarch

Bloody hell.

The new pope

Ptolemy II to the people of Alexandria