sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

Oh Miley Cyrus you will always be my idol

Buying a gram of love and doing it all at once

time to get dressed! first things first: who am i and what do i look like?

everytime i fall asleep on a plane ten times out of ten i wake up with my mouth wide open smh

willem dafoe

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

sorry i can't hang out i don't know enough words

Can I read the text that you just got too

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them

did you get the dream i sent you

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were

maybe imessage is down