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Michigan is gonna need a second field to prevent these altercations

Guess the word is getting out about full-size candy bars

I thought I would be lying about this when I told my friends they should do it, but I’m seriously getting *way* less GOTV SMS spam now that I’ve early-voted. I recommend it!

They should really think about implementing some sort of “instant replay” system into college football.

Now that’s what I call a Touchdown

I will never get tired of saying, when we demanded instant replay it was just because HD made a few missed calls extremely obvious. Just fix those, with no stupid rules and no time limits. Fix this at halftime like Jeopardy! if you have to.

Yes and no, DirecTV

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The one message that Trump paid to shove into our eyeballs every ad break for the last month was that KH supported transgender care for inmates, and thinks trans girls should be allowed to play sports. I’m guessing they were right—the US is too transphobic. Place sucks.

Harris ran a good campaign that excited Democratic voters and lost because of a giant national swing to the right, because we've allowed the internet and right-wing media to cook the whole country in right-wing misery and discontent for years. Also, probably some misogyny.

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We need more replay slander on broadcasts

Sharing for Paul Schultz ن, who will be truly as delighted by this as thousands of people claimed to be about the Fair Catch Free Kick last month.

So far this year the US military has crashed the equivalent value of Michigan's local bus fund into the ground. In response the Department of Government Efficiency is going to do something like make it so you can't put X as your gender on an ID or leak your credit cards idk

Look, I don't like saying it, because it's very unpleasant and it makes me sound nuts but all of this is part of a whole: they are trying to replace constitutional government in this country with something altogether else

Great job taking care of the bots over here, Melon.

I usually try not to post too hysterically because it's not strategically useful, but you really do need to admit that the completely hysterical anti-Trumpers were right about everything. People are always attempting to sanewash Trump's latest idiocy, and it always fails.

Trump's lawyers are straight out of Catch-22: in one case, they're saying judges can't interfere with the deportation flights because the proper remedy is a habeas petition, but they're also arguing that once someone's been deported, they can't file a habeas petition. Horrible.

For reasons I blame on the NYT and maybe Jane Coaston 🏔️, my podcast feed included an old Douthat interview of Steve Bannon today, and boy was it annoying and unimpressive. Bannon has gotta be one of the most unpleasant people in the world to talk to.

Trade wars are easy to win when you’re strong