North Korea has nothing on MLB beat writers

ESPN really butchering this Orioles broadcast so far. Missed an out during commercial, cut to a canned interview during a double. Postseason makes me appreciate the local broadcast so much every year.

Colton Cowser swinging and striking out at a pitch that would have hit him between the shoulders had he not swung is pretty much the poster for this Orioles team

I think it’s really admirable that Brandon Hyde is using his last game as a major league manager to give everyone on our bottom of the league bullpen a chance to pitch in a postseason game. It’s like a sad parade of below average relief pitchers

Baseball is so much better now that guys can show emotion and not get drilled in the back for it

I released my first studio EP today! I’d so appreciate if you gave it a listen and shared it with anyone you think might like it, or just listened so you have something new to heckle me about. It’s called “Up In Smoke” and you can find it on Spotify or wherever you listen.

I know most of you think Tom Peabody and think ruggedly handsome professional gambler. But the man has depth. His new studio EP just dropped today on Spotify. Please give it a listen — my faves are Broken Glass and Gone As Gone Gets. open.spotify.com/album/7Bm1U6bR…

I need to get whoever does the marketing for Shen Yun to help me with my music career

Go Army Beat Navy!

Does anyone feel passionate about any golf or ski trips that are easyish to get to from Vegas? Trying to actually plan the annual Super Bowl decompression trip ahead of time this year

You know when you finish a really good novel and it feels like you’re waking up from a dream and you wish you could go back to sleep and jump back into the dream? That’s the best/worst feeling.

Can you imagine being like “Oh damn Mike McCarthy is available, let’s interview him”

Every musician announcing an upcoming announcement that is always just more music 🫣

Has anyone else noticed DraftKings stealing pennies from them? They seem to be rounding down consistently - i.e. when the winning amount is something like 562.327 they are rounding down to 562.32. Obviously not a big deal on a small scale but seems pretty insidious to me

All my WNBA folks - I’m going to Dream v Liberty rn and need a sweat help me out

Brothers Vancouver golf trip off to a tough start - found out Rufus doesn’t have lounge access. Would have made that +500 at least.

Had my first hole in one today, not sure what my life goal is now…

Calling a timeout there is criminal negligence by Coen