John Hartley (@johnhartley) 's Twitter Profile
John Hartley

@johnhartley

🏵️ Displaced Dalesman. 🏉 Rugby player in 40th season (😮‍💨). ❤️ Fundraising to help find a cure for MND on behalf of a top mate. 🤦‍♂️ Tragic Dad-joke habit.

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I’m really struggling to remember the last time I played a tune quite as frequently as ‘Messy’ by LOLA YOUNG. It’s just so fucking perfect. 👌 I just wish the subject matter was a bit cheerier, ‘cos I sound like I’ve got some issues listening to it so often… 😂

I’m really struggling to remember the last time I played a tune quite as frequently as ‘Messy’ by <a href="/lolayounggg/">LOLA YOUNG</a>. 

It’s just so fucking perfect. 👌 

I just wish the subject matter was a bit cheerier, ‘cos I sound like I’ve got some issues listening to it so often… 😂
Catapult (@catapultsports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🏉 The Six Nations is here, but rugby isn’t just about size & speed anymore. Data is changing the game. Smarter strategies, real-time analytics & video insights are reshaping how teams prepare & perform. 📊 See how rugby has evolved: bit.ly/3Eedipr #SixNations

England Rugby (@englandrugby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"It bonds people..." No matter how long you've been away, there's always a place for you in grassroots rugby Check out Farnham Rugby and Steve Douglas' story, told in collaboration with Gilbert Rugby 🏉

Boyan Slat (@boyanslat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First trash tsunami of the year in Guatemala! And we successfully captured it, preventing it from flowing into the Gulf of Honduras :)

First trash tsunami of the year in Guatemala! 

And we successfully captured it, preventing it from flowing into the Gulf of Honduras :)
Tight Five Rugby (@tightfive_rugby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🎥 What a hype mix for Ardie Savea. The 2025 Super Rugby Player of the year, and probably the best player in the world right now. #SuperRugbyPacific

The Brancaster Ball (@brancasterball) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 6PM MONDAY - BE READY!🚨 🪶 THE BRANCASTER BALL🪶 Our sales site goes live on Monday 26th May @ 6:00pm! We have a wonderful evening’s entertainment lined up for you, including: SPECIAL GUESTS: 🏉 Martin Bayfield 🤣 Archie Curzon ENTERTAINMENT: 🎸 Madhen 🎧 Vernon Kay 1/3

🚨 6PM MONDAY - BE READY!🚨

🪶 THE BRANCASTER BALL🪶

Our sales site goes live on Monday 26th May @ 6:00pm!

We have a wonderful evening’s entertainment lined up for you, including:

SPECIAL GUESTS:
🏉 Martin Bayfield
🤣 Archie Curzon

ENTERTAINMENT:
🎸 Madhen
🎧 Vernon Kay

1/3
Will Owen (@will_owen9) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s so weird when people say this. Marcus Smith has an 84% tackle success rate, which is higher than Russell, Fin Smith, Ntamack, Jalibert, Ford, Crowley, Costelow, Prendergast (lol) and even Handre Pollard. It’s a made up fact. When people say this they just mean “he’s small”.

Joschua Knüppe (@joschuaknuppe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh BOY! Story time! All the way back in 2016, on our way back from Munich for a EAVP meeting, Sven Sachs got a mail by Georg Göltz, attached were some first images of an incredible specimen. That evening we went over the material again and again...

Oh BOY! Story time! 
All the way back in 2016, on our way back from Munich for a EAVP meeting, <a href="/dinosven/">Sven Sachs</a> got a mail by Georg Göltz, attached were some first images of an incredible specimen. That evening we went over the material again and again...
Ben Coles (@bencoles_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Would really encourage everyone to watch Samoa coach Ramsey Tomokino's answer to this question from Nick Heath. Forget the score. It was moving to see how much today meant to everyone connected with this Samoa side.

Ed Conway (@edconwaysky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

📽️Is Britain REALLY facing a 1970s-style fiscal crisis? Why are investors so freaked out about UK debt? Is this REALLY worse than under Liz Truss? Who's to blame? Rachel Reeves? The Bank of England? And would a bit of productivity really solve everything? 📈 Your 6 min primer👇

Ed Slater (@edslater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Two codes. One cause. I’m proud to bring the 745 Cross Code Rugby Game back — union vs league standing together to fight MND. Every ticket sold helps families like mine and funds vital support. 📅 9th November — Kingsholm Stadium, Gloucester 🎟️ Tickets: 745game.org

Nick Mullins (@andnickmullins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And they said it’d never catch on. A picture that speaks 81,855 words. PS If anyone knows who took this, please let me know and I’ll very happily credit them.

And they said it’d never catch on. A picture that speaks 81,855 words. 

PS If anyone knows who took this, please let me know and I’ll very happily credit them.
Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 (@portraitinflesh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A great sketch can nail a concept so well, it becomes the final word. Since 1998, nobody has had to say or write another word about boorish, drunken British people in Indian restaurants, because Goodness Gracious Me's "Going For an English" was a literally unimprovable statement.