responding “could be the move” when you’re asked to do the job you’re paid for

in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

this is where I tweet from

what is the most attractive a man has ever been in film and why is it viggo mortensen as aragorn in the lord of the rings trilogy

me tweeting

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

“u should think about cutting out caffeine” would you ask an angel to consider removing their wings?

I don’t even know how I communicated before the “🫡” emoji

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

me being a supportive friend listening to my friend say the most insane shit I’ve ever heard in my life

the first time you listen to an album it should be in order because that’s how the artist wanted you to hear it

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

I like how people can tell I’m not all the way there but chooses to ignore it because I’m cool

being a woman (the gender) is awesome being a woman (the political class) is less so

unfriendly reminder that the trump administration is trying to keep everyone as uneducated as its supporters so that we don’t realize how stupid they are