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What does it take to beat an old, single term ex-president? Not an older, partial term current president. What you need is an even older, single term ex-president. Carter/Swift 2024 🇺🇸

Bought a card room today after 9.5 months of work, was fun, can reccomend

To be Or what can be Unburdened by what has been

This is peak unburdened-by-what-has-been energy

George Clooney will never play batman again after this

Big congrats to Maya Rudolph, you got this

Some roads were never meant to be crossed

I for one think if Sam Altman works hard enough, and also doesn't bring about the apocalypse, he could have more impact in AI than Scarlet Johansson, eventually

Unburdened by them eating the pets

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I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything. ― Norm Macdonald, 2016

Happy New Year's to most of you. To the rest, I hope your 2025 is just like pretty good

Wishing a happy 2026 to those of you with integrity. To the rest of you, I hope you’re at least funny

Katherine Boyle I cannot wait until the White House changes hands and all of you ghouls switch back from "you're a traitor unless you bootlick so hard your tongue goes numb" to "the government asking any questions about my offshore fentanyl casino is vile tyranny and I will throw myself in the