This weekend's forecast

JW why I work all day long and then come home and watch Snapchat’s of everyone in Norfolk and their dogs, day drinking by the pool????? Like how do u not work?

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

If you can go from Post Malone to Thomas Rhett with me then you might be the one

love/hate being single 🙃

Just when you think you can trust someone #smackintheface

Can not get enough

Sometimes you just have to say fuck it

I believe mental illness deserves to be treated like any other illness. Do you? #MentalHealthIsHealth

I hate when people say “every time I see u ur always drunk” like ? Yes ? U see me when we’re at the bar. Drinking. Catch me between 9 AM - 7 PM and I won’t be drunk. Unless I’m catching a day fade. Then I might be drunk at an absurd early time of the day but whatever just fuck u

I like to have at least 5 practice beers before my actual beer.

i don’t get why girls aren’t supposed to make the first move considering boys are so stupid you’ll be waiting 7.5 months for the guy you like to even figure out you like him