[Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

am I the only one who thought they were older?

#stacysucks #kfcdobetter #tacobellletmedown

A good name for a rap group of dogs would be Wu-Fang Clan

Mr. Beast, no!

It's legit too bad iPhone's never had am/fm radios because with voice transcription and music recognition you could literally have your device listen to the radio for you and notify you when something interesting (to you) happens

the trick to recursion is to remember that for every recursive solution, there is an equivalent solution that makes way more sense

Larry King: caller you're on the air, do you have any questions for moo deng

Love the TIXR app. Love a pile of absolute garbage spyware required to keep a UUID and a QR code kicking around

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two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”

You can tell when your pharmacist is depressed because the pill count on the bottle just reads “one handful”

As the occasional author of a 50 page document, I assure you nobody is reading 50 page documents

What do we know about ploughmen? Not much. We know they liked dainty squares of cheddar cheese and half a lengthwise slice of pickle

john mulaney @ dreamforce set oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

Quabbin Reservoir re-design

There was a study where they put EDM DJs on anti-alzheimers drugs and within 14 days all 29 participants didn’t want to be DJs anymore

Why are all their examples so bad? I don’t want AI doing emotional labor in Mandarin for me. I want it efficiently summarizing 5GB of text files