I miss whatever age I was when I was able to sleep through the whole night without waking up.

Never forget that Mizzou — specifically Eliah Drinkwitz — was too scared to play KU in a bowl game. #FraudZou

I have an undergrad degree in Women’s Studies, which I know would trigger this snowflake. I’ve spent the last 20 years prosecuting DV and SA defendants. Actual child predators. But this guy doesn’t care about kids, just performative nonsense

Is anyone concerned about the fact that day after day, the middle southern and eastern parts of this country are being pounded by this extreme weather for at least two months now every single day?

Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here. Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre? Trump: I think so. He stole her.

You asked for this when you didn’t vote. You asked for this when you voted for Trump. You asked for this when you were uncommitted. You asked for this when you voted third party. Every single American human being eligible to vote who didn’t vote for Kamala Harris asked for this.

Internal Fox communications show Pirro’s executive producer describing her as a “reckless maniac” who is “nuts,” promotes “conspiracy theories,” and “should never be on live television.”

“Zohran Mamdani didn’t invent the idea of affordability 5 seconds ago. Kamala ran on making rent more affordable, on groceries more affordable, on education more affordable, on childcare more affordable.” Some people just refused to hear it from her, but they hear it from him.

Wasn't this you?

Everyone knew about Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Diddy, R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, and the Catholic priests. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.

For God’s sake, U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D., you could have stopped this evil former heroin junkie from destroying America’s health system. But you violated your Hippocratic Oath and knowingly voted for someone you knew would kill many Americans. Why? Because being submissive to Donald

Nothing says ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ like deploying the military against your own citizens.

You know who else is tired of uneducated unqualified white people being in positions of power? Highly educated, highly qualified white people.

On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters." On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident. Real macho stuff.

DONALD (TINY HANDS), HAS WRITTEN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY THIS MORNING — UNFORTUNATELY (LOW IQ) HE SPELLED IT WRONG — “BETA.” SOON YOU WILL BE A “FIRED” BETA BECAUSE OF MY PERFECT, “BEAUTIFUL MAPS.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

Because some parents are fucking shitty and it's not the kids fault

This was my nephew, who was shot in the chest over the weekend and has already had multiple surgeries. If you have any information, please let the police know.

It’s important to lean into subject areas where you have unique expertise.

For all to hear 🗣️

Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."