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Hi, fidelity

@jasontcurtis75

Trying very hard to maintain a twitter profile my grandma, my boss, and my kids can all read.

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Betty 🕊️ (@californiafrizz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Katharine Hepburn’s childhood, in her own words. “Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to buy tickets for the circus. Finally, there was only one other family between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big impression on me. There were eight

Katharine Hepburn’s childhood, in her own words.
“Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to buy tickets for the circus.
Finally, there was only one other family between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big impression on me.
There were eight
Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The three stages of me hearing Rhinestone Cowboy: 1. “Oh, great, this fucking song. I’m gonna change the station …” 2. “Maybe just one more verse …” 3. “LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOYYYY … RIDIN’ OUT ON A HORSE IN A STAR-SPANGLED RODEOOOOO …”

The three stages of me hearing Rhinestone Cowboy:

1. “Oh, great, this fucking song. I’m gonna change the station …”

2. “Maybe just one more verse …”

3. “LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOYYYY … RIDIN’ OUT ON A HORSE IN A STAR-SPANGLED RODEOOOOO …”
depths of wikipedia! (@depthsofwiki) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
Adam Sharp (@adamcsharp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one… In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.
Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bravo to the Nationals for at least allowing fans to get physical tickets for tonight’s debut of James Wood, the #3 prospect in baseball. Fans who wanted tickets could buy them wt the ticket sales window in exchange for a donation to team philanthropies.

Bravo to the Nationals for at least allowing fans to get physical tickets for tonight’s debut of James Wood, the #3 prospect in baseball. 

Fans who wanted tickets could buy them wt the ticket sales window in exchange for a donation to team philanthropies.