Back in Van Helsing’s day, they worried less about “Like and Subscribe” and more about a “Lycan Surprise”

“We regret to announce that Mr Hannity will no longer be spaghetting anymore pasta from us.”

*taps mic* *there is no feedback* *the mic is not plugged in* *proceeds to do shitty stand up routine anyways* *three people sit at the bar in the back, desperately trying not to look my way* *their movements are vaguely robotic*

Thinking about this x.com/katebushvgore/…

republicans just said the quiet part loud

oh god totinos is at my door idk how they found me but pizza rollos pizza roll crusts stuffed with carmelaaaafhbhh oh zzz g(drzhyu

i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos

“Person to Person” (Season 7, Episode 14)

They call them “AAA games” because you will go “AAA this is so fun!!” when you play them