Mod Rogue (@jaqexrouge) 's Twitter Profile
Mod Rogue

@jaqexrouge

Head of doing nothing @Jagex. Paid €65,000/year to post memes and tell players Esports take years to develop. Parody account not assoc. w/ @JagexRogue or @Jagex

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calendar_today30-11-2019 07:46:48

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I wanted to give some quick clarification about the Esport timeframes in my last update tweet: By saying “More information in the coming weeks”, we meant any of the 258 remaining weeks over the next 5 years. We appreciate your patience - good things come to those who wait! 😎👏

I wanted to give some quick clarification about the Esport timeframes in my last update tweet:

By saying “More information in the coming weeks”, we meant any of the 258 remaining weeks over the next 5 years.

We appreciate your patience - good things come to those who wait! 😎👏
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Since I don’t have anything to do for the next few months at work, I’m drawing risky pictures of myself for cheap! Don’t worry DMM and PvPers, I’ll commission you for free since you’re paying my salary and mental health breaks with YOUR membership fees! ❤️❤️❤️ Love, -Mod Rogue

Since I don’t have anything to do for the next few months at work, I’m drawing risky pictures of myself for cheap! 

Don’t worry DMM and PvPers, I’ll commission you for free since you’re paying my salary and mental health breaks with YOUR membership fees! ❤️❤️❤️

Love,
-Mod Rogue
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Hey Everyone! It’s been two weeks now since my supervisor Jagex told me to shut up on Twitter, but that won’t stop me from creating another Public Relations nightmare for my team to clean up! 🤷‍♀️ Check out this Formula 1 racing car I just bought with your valuable membership fees! 🏎️

Hey Everyone! It’s been two weeks now since my supervisor <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a> told me to shut up on Twitter, but that won’t stop me from creating another Public Relations nightmare for my team to clean up! 🤷‍♀️

Check out this <a href="/F1/">Formula 1</a> racing car I just bought with your valuable membership fees! 🏎️
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I’m getting tired of Old School RuneScape players asking me how long I’ve been employed at Jagex without providing any Esport updates... So here’s an official clock to help you all keep track! Yes, it’s been 232 days and counting of me doing absolutely nothing! tickcounter.com/countup/152241…

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As many of you know, I really had nothing to do with the announcement about PvP yesterday. I’ve been busy on a 2-week vacation in France - my 3rd since I started working at Jagex 8 months ago! Who wants to eat some baguettes and draw me like one of their French girls?! 😘😘😘

As many of you know, I really had nothing to do with the announcement about PvP yesterday. I’ve been busy on a 2-week vacation in France - my 3rd since I started working at Jagex 8 months ago!

Who wants to eat some baguettes and draw me like one of their French girls?! 😘😘😘
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Oopsie woopsie, I made another Fucky Wuxky! Better delete this before my boss sees it and yells at me again for opening my big mouth!

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Our CEO at Jagex doesn’t trust me with a work computer yet, so my job is to take AWESOME selfies during the self-quarantine period! Time to teach these guys a thing or two about goofing off while on the clock! 🤪🤪🤪 #easymoney #TongueOutTuesday

Our CEO at <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a> doesn’t trust me with a work computer yet, so my job is to take AWESOME selfies during the self-quarantine period!

Time to teach these guys a thing or two about goofing off while on the clock! 🤪🤪🤪 #easymoney #TongueOutTuesday
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I haven’t been able to hold down a job for more than 9 months in my entire adult life. Today, I have officially surpassed that mark with Jagex! Rest assured gamers, we are working around the clock to ensure RuneScape esports and Deadman Mode make an appearance this decade!

I haven’t been able to hold down a job for more than 9 months in my entire adult life. Today, I have officially surpassed that mark with <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a>! 

Rest assured gamers, we are working around the clock to ensure <a href="/RuneScape/">RuneScape</a> esports and Deadman Mode make an appearance this decade!
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Tomorrow is my 1-year modiversary Jagex! Here’s what I did in a year’s time: 1. Turned on the DMMT servers for a month with a luxurious $1,000 prize 2. Held a 1v1 tournament for everyone who saw the 20-min signup window We’re excited to host 2 more #esport events in 2021! 🥳

Tomorrow is my 1-year modiversary <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a>! Here’s what I did in a year’s time:

1. Turned on the DMMT servers for a month with a luxurious $1,000 prize

2. Held a 1v1 tournament for everyone who saw the 20-min signup window

We’re excited to host 2 more #esport events in 2021! 🥳
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Thrilled to see swift and immediate action taken against EVScape after reporting him to my employer. We won’t stand for #sexism in the #esports industry any longer! On a lighter note, my next two-month paid mental health vacation will be in France. Bonjour everyone! 🇫🇷💪

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Throwback to when everyone believed me when I said we would build an #Esports program the players would be proud of! 🤪💯💁‍♀️ It’s a comforting feeling knowing I’ll never get fired since Jagex are #simps for my good looks! Keep that membership cash flowing straight to my bank! 💸

Throwback to when everyone believed me when I said we would build an #Esports program the players would be proud of! 🤪💯💁‍♀️

It’s a comforting feeling knowing I’ll never get fired since <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a> are #simps for my good looks! Keep that membership cash flowing straight to my bank! 💸
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In case you missed the shocking news, I no longer work for Jagex after being fired in February. It was a good 18-month run; showing off my feet to the Old School RuneScape PvP community was by far my greatest contribution! Back to #esports racing with Logitech G and finding more simps!

In case you missed the shocking news, I no longer work for <a href="/Jagex/">Jagex</a> after being fired in February. It was a good 18-month run; showing off my feet to the <a href="/OldSchoolRS/">Old School RuneScape</a> PvP community was by far my greatest contribution!

Back to #esports racing with <a href="/LogitechG/">Logitech G</a> and finding more simps!