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Not Jacob Rees-Mogg

@jacob_rich_smug

Not the Conservative MP for North East Somerset.

Parody. Duh.

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Boris is certainly out standing in his field. He would make an effective scarecrow. And that makes him ideal to be Prime Minister.

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I do not know why British people are so obsessed with St George. He was a foreigner, and he never even visited England. When we free ourselves from the shackles of free trade with Europe, we can forever remember Nigel as the true saviour of England.

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We invented Andrew Bridgen and managed to convince people he actually exists. Think about it, his name is an anagram of 'Render Windbag'.

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This is not as good as: 1. Banker 2. Chief Executive of his own Hedge Fund firm Which is why I am leading the fight against elites like you.

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Bertie Ahern should probably stop telling people what I tell him in confidence. I hope Merkel doesn't tell everybody that I admitted that I still don't know what The EU is. independent.ie/business/brexi…

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Yesterday, we were forced to elect unelected bureaucrats. This summer, people who pay a small fee to be a member of the Conservative Party can vote for the UK's next Prime Minister. We don't need the anti-democratic EU. WTO Terms now.

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I fear the North will be left behind when it comes to the devastation of Brexit. Here is a party we can all get behind to make sure the North also gets its share of the devastation.

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It's a shame that my support for a man convicted for fiddling his MPs expenses didn't help him secure victory over the Liberal Democrats. It's time we left the corrupt EU, and concentrated on corruption in Westminster.

It's a shame that my support for a man convicted for fiddling his MPs expenses didn't help him secure victory over the Liberal Democrats.

It's time we left the corrupt EU, and concentrated on corruption in Westminster.
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When a party has just discarded parliament, it is perhaps unsurprising initial efforts to establish an alternative are somewhat rudimentary.

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This is mildly amusing. It reminds me of Eton. Except instead of a chicken costume, he'd he completely naked. And his head would be dunked into the toilet. But quite similar.

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I was out with a friend at an Italian bistro in the centre of Grimsby and a young guy on the next table says to his girlfriend "The thing with #Boris is that he is going to keep up the Brexit uncertainty and strip workers of their employment rights" A good point, I thought.

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I do think that Conservative MPs and soon to be ex-MEPs like Daniel Hannan should be blocking people who call out the things they say. Democracy cannot be served if people are opposing politicians.

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Caring for your child is obviously reasonable. Surely any parent of a three year old would want to ensure they are safe at all times by taking them for a drive when unsure of their eyesight.

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The UK would not have been able to have its third wave of Covid this summer without leaving the EU and the clutches of it's incompetent vaccination programme.