Tomorrow will be my first excursion to Sainsbury's in 3 weeks for stuff the local shops just don't have. Any tips?

Phoned Mum, 91. Mum: It's strange not seeing anyone. Just me and your Dad in the house, no shops, no church, no lunch club. Me: Are you having rows? Mum: Of course - well, it's something to do, isn't it?

The highlight of today's "found it in the back of the cupboard and it's not out of date so I'll have it on a sandwich" is - Quail and grape terrine!

So which d*ckhead at the Daily Fail thought it was OK to give away to readers a VE Day commemorative coin to "celebrate Britain's victory *over* Europe"? I note they've changed it now, but the original is still hanging around on Twitter.

Did you know, Donald J. Trump 1. 80 years ago today the Nazis occupied Paris. 2. Now they occupy the White House. Learn from 1. Change 2. #AllBirthdaysMatter #HistoryMatters #FightAgainstFascism

BRILLIANT! It was a great and memorable performance vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020…

#BestEpisode_EVER

Been telling them this for three years! Best thing about wfh was not wondering how buses go back in time or disappeared completely. #nowblissfullyretired

Anyone else think the photo of LLB looks like Joe Exotic? #ChangingRooms #nightmare

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

The full text of John of Gaunt’s great ‘scandal’ speech, from Richard II Act 2 scene 1:

Johnson clinging onto Carrie's hand so he remembers which one he's supposed to be taking home.

OUTSTANDING SPEECH Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years She covers everything. It will leave you speechless This will definitely go down in history.

The dream team

Just when I thought I couldn't love Miriam Margolyes any more. Thank you BBC Radio 4 Today for giving her the opportunity to speak for the nation.

Isn't this blackmail? Isn't blackmail illegal? Shouldn't we start calling for someone to be locked up? bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

Boris Johnson failing to hand over his mobile phone to the Covid Inquiry is unquestionably the top news story right now… …and yet the BBC is forced to lead on its own navel-gazing saga, because it is a broken news source whose content is shaped by the tabloid press.

This.

An important moment in our democracy with our next Prime Minister shaking hands with his arch political opponent, Elmo.