I remember you from another life we were hamsters at the same pet store

Barista: And what’s a good name to put on the cup? Me: The Barista Strangler

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

He was caught with blankets, pillows, a teddy bear, and other bedtime paraphernalia

time to face another day. wonderful

i will NOT be celebrating 4th of july. i will instead be celebrating sinners (2025) streaming on max tomorrow.

just a reminder black sabbath was the foundation of metal as a genre, your favorite band wouldn’t exist without them!!

Daily Object #475: Soy Sauce Fish

good morning itz monday

24 years ago, Sum 41 released 'In Too Deep'

retiring at 25 to the pacific northwest

Real

How I feel about my life at 10:30pm on a Sunday is not real

Monday mood

computa make it stop

computa help me

shoo. go on. get. go on get. shoo