Everyone attributes their struggles as an adult to childhood trauma but nobody wants to give grace to children. Fascinating.

I'm going to have so much fun in life even while carrying all this heartache in my body

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

Beyoncé was so sick for Renaissance actually. Writing a whole love letter to yourself full of affirmations telling the world they’re all addicted to you because you’re one of one ? THE ONLY one ? 😭😭😭😭

Throw Some D’s is a legitimate masterpiece.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

neither do we sista

The speed at which a virus spreads depends on: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is

“Choppelganger”

George RR Martin of celestial bodies

me and somebody’s dad at work

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

sprinkling in “anything for you” or “whatever you want” to soft launch that i like being told what to do

Being raised a Christian but later truly finding God on your own isn't talked about enough

It’s going to be a long day Hotties

When you reject a man and he calls you a “Wh**re” rather than killing you and your entire family.