i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

damn shorty

$54 left in my budget for the year

When ppl from Atlanta use “gotdamn” as a comma >

"Do Not Touch" has to be one of the scariest things to read in braille

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

what's it called when ur smart but everything u do is dumb af

J Cole finna have the overnight shift at the Amazon factory jumpin

amusin

I bet it feels so good to switch up on your day ones

can i come over and just like be there

ill never understand poor people j goin head n having kids like ?

Haircuts are lasting 3 working days and no one is talking about that????

my btc cant even like a ngga picture im insecure

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sometimes i want to listen to pyramids but only just the 2nd half

unemployed niggas really be giving out the best movie & series recommendations

How homeless mfs always got dogs?