[first day at ninja school] *wonders if i'm in the right room as i can't see or hear anyone else*

My tweets aren’t very well thought out. I’m more like a personality hire around here.

I’m a philanthropist in the sense that I call myself a philanthropist.

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

Been so long since I prayed, might get nervous and call god “Babe” or something

Got my election snacks ready for later! Chocolate chips, pretzels, cigarettes, arsenic

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

I picked the wrong decade to stop doing coke

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

I’m not especially interested in fighting for the rest of my life for younger generations to have the rights our grandparents had.

Do not turn on Kamala Harris and start trashing the campaign she ran. She ran an amazing campaign. Put the blame on half of America who voted for hate and a daddy dictator who they think will take care of them, but who doesn't give a damn about them.

This time we can’t say we didn’t know, and we deserve what we’re going to get

I somehow continue to be shocked by this country’s continued complete & total absence of a functioning moral compass.

who up seething with rage

Imagine bringing about a dictatorship because you thought eggs cost a little too much money

My favorite part of the orgy is the end when you get to go to Denny’s with all your new friends.

Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.