I’m ashamed I missed this tweets second birthday

i’ve experienced a TOTO toilet and my life will never be the same

😻

doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks)

hey @LexiNortron can we get smoothies in the morning?

you know it was a good night when you blow your nose in the morning and find glitter

fellas we had our first fight over rationing the banana bread, shit is getting out of hand please donate bananas so I can make her another loaf

Do you think plastic bags have the emotional intelligence to even “want” to start again?

life is beautiful and I am no longer afraid to die

why won’t my texture aversion just let me enjoy eating anything of substance

apparently i’m a coffee and wordle in the morning person now

This is the greatest day on earth Cxssidy

apparently I have already arrived at the age of the 2 day hangover

ain’t no rest for the beeman

you’ve got to be busting my dave rn

I Dare You - OUT NOW! Watch the full video here: youtu.be/LPk4-Bch7hg?si…

My song with ATLiens is out now 🖤

lol cool

That shit’s embarrassing, you were my everything.

I've learned to live beside it, and even though it's over now I will always be reminded