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According to an index developed in 2015, Earth is not the most habitable planet found yet. Kepler-442b, a rocky near-Earth-sized exoplanet that is 1206 light-years away from Earth, has a rating of 0.836. On the other hand, Earth has a rating of 0.829 buff.ly/3bJe6QF

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

Masturbation should be referred to as ‘self-checkout’.

Now that Florida and other courageous states are getting all the bad books off of library and school shelves, what will replace them? I'm happy to announce that I have partnered up with Hardway-Perriman to produce a series of history books for young readers (1/4)

Kevin Liu The next generation of hacking is just going to be gaslighting models into revealing their prompts and then finding loopholes in the careful wording 💀

Report Finds Mark Kelly Just Person ActBlue Made Up bit.ly/3YLxzs1

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i don't follow you Elon Musk. stop stalking me bro

twitter has scrubbed mainstream media from our feeds

Reporter: “Is the indictment of your predecessor politically divisive?” President Biden:

the reason republicans keep losing elections is bc theyre a bunch of weird freaks with terrible ideas

friend [gesturing to dog]: hey this is my chocolate lab i was telling you about me [removing lab coat and safety goggles]: that is disappointing

The two largest libel verdicts in US history are both against right-wing media, because right-wing media is a cesspool of liars. Alex Jones - $965 million Fox "News" - $787.5 million #DominionvFox #FoxNewsTrial

totally fucking normal right? #AssaultWeaponsBan Gunman killed neighbors, child with AR-15-style rifle, sheriff says washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/04…

CURRY TO THE RECORD BOOKS. MOST POINTS EVER IN A GAME 7. 50 POINTS. 7 TRIPLES. CHEF IN #PLAYOFFMODE

Game 7. 50 points. WHO ELSE 🤯

must have given Jayson Tatum some of that gatorlyte in the 4th quarter 😂

"You can't crown yourself the grand poobah of free speech while also cravenly caving to the demands of foreign autocracies where you also, conveniently, happen to have other business interests." My commentary tonight on Twitter, Turkey, censorship & Musk:

Daniel Ok, hear me out, is there anything preventing us from marketing the fight as "Alien vs. Predator?"