Mark Cavendish should absolutely ride the rest of this #TDF2024 early 1900's style. Stop at every village for a bottle of wine. Have a few cigarettes on the downhills. Jump on a bus up the climbs when nobody's watching

"If I speak too long, I'm going to cry" Phil Liggett #TDF2024 Mark Cavendish After coining the "Manx Missile" nickname and commentating all 35 of Mark Cavendish's Tour de France stage wins, Phil Liggett reflects on the moment.

If you need a lesson in the value of persistence, of tenacity, in the merit of sheer, bloody-minded hard work, allow this race, this stage win, this man to be your teacher. One Tour de France stage is enough to make a rider’s career, 35 is enough to make a legend. Arise Sir Mark.

🧤 Congratulations to Bankies academy graduate Lucas Ross who has signed a new deal, with the goalkeeper now available for loan to continue his development. All interested parties should contact match secretary Matt Bamford on 07804 628113 or first team manager Gordon Moffat.

Britain 2024

Another low point in US history . A war criminal who’s bombing children many are left under the rubble dying screaming - Talks shit and doublespeak - he is a butcher

As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet (and comment) on this post if you see it, to help my bird account be seen! 🙏♥️ To make it worth sharing, here's a Fieldfare stretching for the tastiest berry! 😀🐦 Thank you very much! ♥️

As smoking is trending here's a picture of the coolest person on earth who ever sparked up a gasper

You won’t be moaning about the new smoking ban when your legs look like Parma ham and you can’t leave the house Incase you shit yourself through your ankle. Shut up. Smoking is up there with dunking women in the river cos you heard they’re mates with Satan.

Resistance against an illegal occupier is NOT a crime. Resistance against an illegal occupier is NOT a crime. Resistance against an illegal occupier is NOT a crime. Resistance against an illegal occupier is NOT a crime. FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸

West Brits/UVF complaining about God Save The King being booed in Dublin.

No more. We can’t have another season of this shit. Please sign our petition for a proper ban on hunting today: protectthewild.org.uk/our-campaigns/…

Can someone from Hoka please respond. Worn once and sole coming away. I have been trying since 23rd Aug to return , website not working for returns. Uploaded requested photographs and proof of purchase, still no response.

Tell you what. Glad we voted not to rule ourselves ten years ago eh? I mean look at all the good stuff that happened because of it. Said no sane cunt ever.

We published Israel & The Myth of Self Defence 1 year ago. Last night Israel burned men, women and children alive. It was as obvious then as it is now: It's not about Self Defence, it's about Extermination

This video has now been removed for “violating X rules,” after 500,000+ views. Apparently the ruling class really doesn’t want you to see it. We’ll keep posting it until they stop doing it.

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!

Trump winning is the fault of America. It's time to own up to who our fellow citizens are

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.

Sky News has Now Deleted this Report from their Twitter Posts & their Website, So here's a Screen Recording I took of it earlier. (Sorry for lack of subtitles)