I do whatever my girl tell me to

One time I took the entire class to my dad’s office to buy us chips for lunch because school food was boring 😭😭😭 I don’t know how rich I thought my parents were 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alinunua lakini hiyo jioni 😭

hiii tweet hunimaliza

this should be up there 😭

"We tokea tu vile uko, pia mimi sijapiga luku hadi".

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

theres something about seeing your babe in full shagz mode cooking &/ those mashagz chores in a leso… Najiambia wewe maliza being a shagz babe unibebe na masidis yako twende to our modern home for very heavy bad manners That transition from baddie to kienyo then baddie again

😂😂😂😂 Someone in our building is not so nice. 🤭 There’s a house in our block that stinks, you can smell it from the floors below going up the stairs. Never in my lifetime did I think I’d witness a sub via WiFi name. I have fallen off my couch. 😂😂😂😂😂

Top 10 tweet all time

The sooner you know, the better

Realistically speaking LeBron and the Lakers will get swept, but IF he pulls this off… It’ll be better than: The Moon Landing Invention of the Internet Wright brothers first flight Construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza Theory of Relativity First successful heart transplant

*"She has a new born baby Others: Congratulations! Me: (Calculating), Dec.. Nov.. Oct... Oh so she did it in March

If people make the mistake of not voting him out, we will discover that rock bottom has underground parking.

Anyone saying "Scientists don't want you to know this fact" has never met a scientist. Scientists are famous oversharers.

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

Historic aura gamble, respect

All of NBA Twitter logging on to celebrate the Celtics getting eliminated from the playoffs.

lebron will retire at 65 like everybody else