If you love someone, set them free . . . if they come back with a large pepperoni pizza and wings, it was meant to be.

whatever you worried about today you’ll laugh at tomorrow

Let the world blur, only we stay in focus.

Fuck moderation, I need too much of everything.

every now and then I get followed by a real person

*looks outside at a beautiful day "Would"

I pulled out of a parking space and stopped to let a guy walking cross in front of me, but he motioned with his hand, smiled and said “you go ahead, you’re way, way bigger than me.” And I think he meant my car. I think.

I wanna go to beach at night with blankets and just talk about life with someone.

unfortunately my yacht had too many babes onboard and capsized from excessive twerking

Resetting my nervous system one overpriced spa treatment at a time.

i highly recommend not giving a fuck

i like mine a lil crazy bout me

You’re too much!

Always the fuckin joker.

If it bleeds it scars .

Don’t ever underestimate the power of love xx

well fuck

All bars are swim-up bars if you’re drunk enough

My favorite thing to do when a guy asks me out is to play dead.

I wish my future husband would find me, I'm tired of sucking in my gut all day.