Destiny’s resurrection is still one of the most gagworthy moments

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

sometimes all your friends live in columbus, ohio

genuinely beyond parody at this point. what in the fuck is going on anymore

When railroad depots were plain and rectangular, Canal Winchester experimented. This was the first octagonal station on the railway line, complete with stained glass windows and ornate decorations. It was celebrated for its beauty – earning the nickname "Queen of the Line".

We got bloodborne ported to movies before PC

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein

You missed your 2-week window to wear your Cool Little Spring Jacket because you were too lazy to pull a fit off. Third year in a row. How does that feel?

Love him or hate him. King Kong was an incredibly large ape

i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it

i’m not gonna lie, when it takes three phone calls to get a repeat prescription because my doctor “forgot” to issue it, then “forgot” again after being reminded, i’m walking in presuming i’m the smartest person in the room

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um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

i’m in this image!!

It's called samsara baby get used to it

BREAKING: Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

the focus is on the transmisogynistic harassment, as it should be, esp since MSG being a surveillance state has been public knowledge for a while, but Good Lord Dude

JD Vance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther

The cover and synopsis of Jane Schoenbrun’s (‘I SAW THE TV GLOW’) debut novel ‘PUBLIC ACCESS AFTERWORLD,’ releasing October 27, has been revealed: A mysterious realm on the other side of our screens. A dark force that draws victims into its static. The unlikely hero called to