Everything feels extra fucked up today.

I have written and deleted this a billion times but there are no words that will come close to how much of a hole the loss of these two are... Arno, more commonly known by 𝕤𝕠𝕗𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕡𝕤𝕖, was one of the most brilliant humans I had the privilege of getting to know. He was one of the

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I did so much comfort eating and drinking today that I had to put on maternity pants when I got home, but otherwise, awful thanks and you?

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Spent the morning crying about missing my kids but then the waiter at breakfast told me I look like a celebrity so watch me go and kick ass today.

Nothing in this world gets me angrier faster than a man raising his voice at me. I'm the oldest child and daughter, move on, buddy.

Nothing quite prepares you for the part of motherhood where you try to take a business call while your toddler starts licking your new tattoo just to scream every time you try to stop them.

In 24 hours I'll be fetching one of my favourite humans at Dubai airport for a TWO WEEK visit. Life feels pretty damn good right now.

I've done a ton of stupid shit in my life but scheduling a Dr appointment for my kids at 9am the day after my birthday brunch is definitely at the top of my list.

Zero doubt in my mind that laziness will be my cause of death. Home alone and have been hearing noises inside for the past 5 minutes but just cannot be bothered lifting my ass to go check it out.

My princess is 3 years old today 🩷

Tell me you're a parent, without telling me you're a parent. I'll go first. I present to you, my YouTube homepage.

When you’ve booked flights to get your babies out of the Middle East next week, only for Trump to throw everything into chaos before you can even leave.

I'm on the Saffa side of TikTok since we landed and let me tell you, we are by far the funniest nation in the world.