Can ya'll pls unfollow me thanks I need some privacy

This app has become a place where people have conversations that don't need to happen because the topic was resolved 10 fkn thousand years ago,but they do it anyway because 'LIKE SUBSCRIBE FKN ENGAGE' I am milli seconds away from throwing this platform in the trash istfg

Throwback to the time some random I never met accused me of being a pedo and I called her a bitch and then some dude was like 'you can't call women bitches,it's derogatory' uhh excuse me that was the point

Woke up litty, made a sick breakfast the time is 15:38, love Tuesday or whatever

My weatherman is lying

Hello. Hi. I have a fkn spider on me everyday. Don't like it. But I've been exposure therapised so also now I don't mind it. For example I just killed a spider and I feel horrible. Do I care for them? Eww no. Are they minding their business? Maybe idk I don't speak spider.

As it stands now, if we ever get divorced, Greta's main argument would be 'when I'm 1 plus minutes into a voice note he makes a fart noise'

Greta is actually still ch a natural streamer 🥹

Not sure what we doing, gonna be all over the place lmao twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Listening to a cacophony of male chickens (pls don't do the joke) screaming their fkn lungs out at 02:03am and the most frustrating part is I expected them, of all animals, to know the time

Music is so crazy like someone could say something dumb like 'despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage' and sound stupid as hell but let someone sing it and the game has changed

Hehe

𝕤𝕠𝕗𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕡𝕤𝕖 You should sue.

Me playing pokemon go: 'lmao every 2nd throw is excellent I'm fkn brilliant'

Pokemon go special research: 'throw 10 excellent throws'

Me: 'beh te blal I thorw y no gude?'

Playing them retro games on the stremering thing

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Just chatting, AMA (looking at tiktoks) twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

You too can see this pizzashit on my tiktok absolutely free 😭