I appreciate seagulls. They are not noble but I will stick up for seagulls. The shore should be a lively place full of thieves.

I’m like my dad if he was a 25 year old woman

I don't anthropomorphize animals it's just that sometimes I can instantly apprehend the entirety of their inner life as if it were an Antarctic research vessel I walk about within a dream. It's just a skill some people have.

You ever find out you’re friends with someone

Just watched Sinners, which I enjoyed a lot, but my main takeaway is that cigarettes are awesome and I need to smoke more

Big ass snake on the moon or something that’s why they won’t go again

i can't explain it, but i want to bounce a kickball off of sabrina carpenters head. i don't want to hurt her, but let's be honest, it's going to be a full speed kick

the conclave is kinda like the jellicle ball if you really think about it

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

I’m not arguing with anyone wearing an apple watch.. whatever you say Inspector Gadget

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Jet

Asking thr 7/11 cashier to make me an aperol spritz

i got long rabies