sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

are you listening, Democrats??

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

I want to enjoy moon pictures but I have to instead worry about Trump using a nuclear weapon

imagine being born and meeting your dad and it's charlie girls

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

thank god i'm self centered instead of male centered

welcome back microdata refinement

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

justin bieber coachella set like

it’s Sunday and the thoughts might win

JOE JONAS CAME OUT AND SANG ON THE LINE WITH DEMI LOVATO AND I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

now performing the hit single "tik" and also "tok", by rapper ke dollar sign ha

feel so guilty youthmogging the elderly on walks