Naming the Kennedy Center after a soft porn star brought to America under false pretenses says everything you need to know about this administration.

Whoever married him didn’t just get a husband, they got a full time engineer, logistics expert, and parenting.

Thought it looked familiar.

At least he’s stopped blaming the immigrants. For now.

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Trump is, like, six hours away, tops, from announcing we've made contact with aliens or some shit.

You don’t plead the Fifth if the answer is “no.”

Proof that America won’t make it to 2050

AN ELECTION FRAUD LAWSUIT IS GOING TO COURT IN SEPTEMBER IN ROCKLAND COUNTY, NY, ALLEGING THAT THE 2024 ELECTION WAS RIGGED FOR TRUMP/VANCE AND SOME GOP MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. OTHER LAWSUITS WILL FOLLOW. FINALLY, EVERYONE WILL SEE THE TRUTH!

Trump is scheduled to visit Scotland July 25 - 29. The fine people of Scotland understand the assignment.

as if beauty standards haven’t become unrealistic enough, now girls will be competing with and comparing themselves to women who aren’t even real. incredible work everyone

Pam Bondi got caught. She claimed only a minute was missing from the Epstein cell video; blamed it on a “date switch.” Turns out 2 minutes and 53 seconds are gone. Deleted. Vanished. That’s a cover-up. She needs to face the cameras and tell the truth. Because this won’t fade

Foraged a wild apple from the woods, bit into it and discovered its flesh was blood red. Now await my prince in a glass coffin

BREAKING: The DOJ is meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell and her legal team right now. Not next week. Not scheduled. It’s happening. If she’s flipping this could crack the entire Epstein operation wide open.

Irony is Dead: In an unbelievable moment, Tulsi Gabbard says with a straight face, "In this system, there is to be a peaceful transition of power," despite how Trump refused to turn over power peacefully, and pardoned violent rioters. Can't make this up.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly ordered the DOJ to block JD Vance from having any access to the Epstein files.

The Halfway Post Vance is owned by Peter Thiel. If Vance replaced Trump, it would literally be garbage in garbage out.

OMG. Trump just handed Jerome Powell a bill and said he was spending too much on the building they were in. Powell handed it back, telling Trump that this bill was for a building that was finished five years ago. 😂😂

Holy shit! Jerome Powell just showed more courage than the entire White House press corps combined. Trump, who NEVER gets any pushback from the press when he lies, just got publicly spanked by someone who is not taking any of his bullshit — Jerome Powell.

Jerome Powell did more to fact check trump's lies in 60 seconds than the entire White House press corp did in 6 months.