And you're currently wearing full winter gear

please be good please be good please be good please be good please be good

I'm not a "let's unpack the trailer frame-by-frame" guy, but does the President in the BF6 trailer have busted knuckles? Was there some punchy shenanigans in the Oval Office? I'm a fan of the franchise and have liked the campaigns in the past, so this is intriguing...

This kid has an opportunity to do something hilarious for his walk-up song

Here’s a friendly reminder to pick up that piece of trash you saw on the ground. Let’s leave this place better than we found it.

i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order i will not pre-order

First day of 7th grade and 10th grade. Harper was overjoyed. Owen was Owen. Logan’s college freshman pic next week.

I volunteer.

All moved in.

And we're back home. I guess my last piece of moving-your-kid-into-college advise would be this: They'll be ready for you to head home before you are. Be ready for that. If you're reading this and you have young kids, the years go by in a moment. Enjoy every second.

Found my pic from basic training. I realized it's 30 years old.

I am 48 years old today. Please enjoy this picture of me from 30 years ago I recently found. You’re welcome, friends. I look for to your ridicule in the comments.

Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form theonion.com/planet-fitness…

It is the 9th of September and I just got my first Christmas-themed ad on YouTube. It's still astronomical summer for like two weeks.