every guy i grew up with who did the “hurts donut” prank is a republican now and everyone they did it to isn’t.

damn dude you’re soooo close

fuck you and your reality show god, you goddamn dumbshit bozo. weird is the nicest thing anyone can say about you and your party. take the compliment

gotta make sure downtown stagnates. good plan dorks

nothing to see here

this is so goddamn funny. trump mocks god and none of you think at all, let alone “for yourselves”

this shit is so fucking sad and, well, weird. this guy is empty inside. just a husk filled with weakness

well, you can’t count and you’re scared of the devil. you seem like a solid source.

i haven’t had nothing to do since i got a phone and i’ve been so goddamn bored the whole time.

republicans are scared of becoming a minority cuz they know how they treat minorities. full stop. that’s all it is.

i’d say lying about this is shameful but what do i know? wait. what do you know is more like it cuz it seems like you know nothing

anyone celebrating the cancellation of the THE ACOLYTE are simply looking for a brief distraction from their eternal virginity

death penalty for himself and his friends. that’ll get the votes

the george bush airport in houston is so fucking terrible it should be named after reagan

reagan is probably in hell right now furious to find out the republicans woulda been fine with just surrendering to russia

The 18th Anniversary ep will be out late tomorrow night. Samm and Geoff went head-to-head in some classic games: Purple Rain Man, Build-A-Title and…The Leonard Maltin Game! If you were at the taping on Tuesday, no spoilers please!

god you literally need this to be true or else you have to face the fact you’re just a bad person. i’ll save you the trouble. you’re a bad fucking person