Judy Garland in Meet Me in St. Louis:

i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling

I mean, who is Todd?

“Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000?” Approximately 42% of Americans have less than $5000 in savings. 79 years later and this question, defending the working class against unchecked greed and exploitation, hasn’t aged at all.

It’s so cold and I’m so sick . I understand why Victorian ppl used to just die

Heated rivalry but with these two

This is so beautiful. BBC sherlock doesnt die, it reinvents itself

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula’s marriage. The “Summer House” couple have split after four years together.

I wish Meghan and this sweet baby well, but I will most certainly judge any rich woman who rents a poorer woman’s womb to carry her child. I won’t whisper about it, I will say that plainly. Commercial surrogacy is a grossly unethical and frankly dystopian practice. It should

A FATHER.

If you’re ordering food in this weather you can afford to double the tip.

Amid all the really bad shit, don’t forget about the other bad shit. This administration is serving up a seven-layer shit dip every day.

when your tummy hurts but you cant leave the function

This is my favorite tweet

I never could have worked at Sterling Cooper, because if I'd heard Bert say this, I would've taken a moment to let his powerful words breathe and then said "right but it'll be confusing if we put that"