They could live down the street and you will still never see them

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

Me trying to focus but deep down my underwear is stuck in my buttcrack

If prayer has genuinely worked for you, retweet this.

When I first start talkin to a nigga all i do is hope his dick big smh i need to change

hit the blunt n remembered i have love, money, a job and im beautiful.

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

this gonna be me the next time i finally get sum action 😂😂😂

how i sleep knowing i’m kinda toxic but loyal

Me trying to find my bed in pitch darkness at 3am after going to the toilet

I miss getting fckd consistently 🥲 all the every blue moon shit overly lame 😂😭

Me with my 5yo in my 40s😂

“ Your too pretty to be smoking “ my high ass not listening 🤣

-solteira -treinando 5x por semana -os mesmos 3 amigos de sempre -ganhando dinheiro -iludida com um cara que mora longe a vida é maravilhosa

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks

Me looking at him one last time before I leave him forever 🤣🤣

THIS GIF LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO