So, he won’t have a personality, got it.

This is just…ugh, stop this now…

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I can’t believe you are asking this Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧

What? Is he threatening to be funny?

I found out that something I now do is a trauma response: When ever I go to the store and pass through the crosswalk, if there is a large truck or SUV that is getting too close, my brain quickly looks at it and calculates what I have to do to survive if the truck or SUV strikes

OK, guys, I have been on a legal kick. I mean give me all the John Grisham movies you can. The Firm is a good movie that is full of suspense. The Client is cheeky. The Rainmaker is the most legally accurate movie I have seen. The Juror is incredible. All ‘90s movies,

I don’t know which is worse: The Sydney Sweeney is mid or it has been 35 years, we need a remake of The Princess Bride

I think this is a film everyone should be interested in right now.

Albatross, it’s a jumbo. Negative, 1-3, you have to turn around. The runway isn’t long enough for a bird your size…

The greatest gift God can give us is a good death, and she had a good death. We will miss her terribly and draw on the strength of the family.

I just found out that my cousin Deloris Osteen has passed away at 91 peacefully surrounded by her family. It is the tradition of our family to share a memory: A month ago I was in the hospital very ill, I was intubated and wasn’t breathing on my own. I was conscious and could

I am watching Man of Steel and all I can think about during the finale is stop destroying high rise buildings that were built in the 1920s. They are in an art deco library and Zog (or whatever) is burning through 100 years of concrete and stone.

Any ideas anyone? Who do you see running on the Democratic ticket? And can they take the White House?

Call Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 and tell him to come get his snake.

I feel like if he ever gets that chest of drawers to open, he is going to find out he has “Another Mother” and “Another Father” who are going to love bomb him then demand him to sew buttons on his eyes. Quick, did anyone see a tiny doll that looked like him?

Guys, it dropped, Storytime for Grownups has released its fourth book for the fall season. Be prepared for Terror, Horror and Tragedy.

Not only am I going to take this moment to complain once again that I can’t have a bear for a pet, but Russians can, (I would like a polar bear please, you know, for funzies), I want to wish the biggest “You Can’t Have One For A Pet” killjoy the Happiest of birthdays. Happy