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Skeletor

@TheMuppetPastor

I exist to defeat He-Man/His Blueness/Your Blueness

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I am utterly clueless and I don’t post about it a lot 😆

I think we must live ready so that no matter when it happens, we can go. That’s why I encourage holiness, ending habitual sins, and the like.

I do think Joel and Revelation cover similar topics and I think the Bible as a

I am utterly clueless and I don’t post about it a lot 😆 I think we must live ready so that no matter when it happens, we can go. That’s why I encourage holiness, ending habitual sins, and the like. I do think Joel and Revelation cover similar topics and I think the Bible as a
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Biblicist. I don’t have a serious issue with Calvinists as I believe they’re heaven bound and much of what they think is good. I think that Calvinist extremes are dangerous, and I fear that “cheap grace” has been spread too much.

Really it’s the “woke theology” I have an issue

Biblicist. I don’t have a serious issue with Calvinists as I believe they’re heaven bound and much of what they think is good. I think that Calvinist extremes are dangerous, and I fear that “cheap grace” has been spread too much. Really it’s the “woke theology” I have an issue
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I don’t have some amazing testimony like others do. I asked Jesus to be my savior at 8. I had a decent family; soem issues but nothing horrible. Just middle class. I lost a lot of my faith in college because I was never strong. Went to China and saw real persecution and realized

I don’t have some amazing testimony like others do. I asked Jesus to be my savior at 8. I had a decent family; soem issues but nothing horrible. Just middle class. I lost a lot of my faith in college because I was never strong. Went to China and saw real persecution and realized
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Great question.

Honestly I write quickly!

I feel inspiration, and I try to write while the idea is still in my head. I work it in between breaks and downtime. I rarely plan them; I just try to wait for the right tweet to make me think something and then I go for it.

Great question. Honestly I write quickly! I feel inspiration, and I try to write while the idea is still in my head. I work it in between breaks and downtime. I rarely plan them; I just try to wait for the right tweet to make me think something and then I go for it.
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Currently Assemblies of God. I’ve been UCC, Methodist, Baptist, Reformed Baptist, E Free, and this I’m very difficult to define. But I guess I’m a mutt of all that (minus UCC).

Currently Assemblies of God. I’ve been UCC, Methodist, Baptist, Reformed Baptist, E Free, and this I’m very difficult to define. But I guess I’m a mutt of all that (minus UCC).
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Uh oh I did one! Let’s see how it goes. I won’t answer creepy things but fun/weird is appreciated.

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If you’ve even been in Sunday school, you’ve likely heard this song:

“The wise man build his house upon the rock and the house on the rock stood firm!”

And the foolish man built his house upon the sand, but when bad weather came, his house fell flat.

But what is this song

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I’ve been floored by the amount of support I’ve received. Words cannot fully explain how grateful I am.

I have nothing to give at the moment and I’m sorry for that.

But considering the amount of help I’ve received, spiritually, emotionally, and financially, I would like to

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When I’m on a Zoom call for work and someone’s internet connection gets wonky, I like to tell them that they sound like T-Pain.

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Skeletor I don't believe there is any such thing as myopia, and we need to stop making people pay for glasses they don't actually need.

Kids struggling in school because they can't see the board just need to buckle down and do better.

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✠ 𝔎𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔞𝔵𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 ✠(@Maxwellian2001) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Skeletor No concern for offending the Most High God though. Really shows you where their priorities are and their low view of God and His Revealed Will in Scripture.

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If he says “women are too emotional” while raging and kicking the wall:

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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